ladies and gentlemen, the coolest president ever
People may or may not agree with his politics but Obama as a person is seriously amazing.
I fucking hate that shit. He’s a fucking cunt. There is nothing cool about somebody that orders the murder of real fucking people. There is nothing funny about this asshole. He’s a war criminal. He’s a piece of shit. He is human fucking garbage and all you fucking idiots play right into this bullshit. The little comedic bits are planned out and they exist to pull fucking idiots in and make them say: ‘you may not agree with his policies but he’s cool or hip.’ I don’t think it’s cool to kill people or to violate people’s rights and if you think that’s cool then you’re a cunt too.
I share in the hate. Figure heads of violence in murder are not cool
Fuck the literal human trash that is Obama
Quit hyping this tyrant prick up to some idol. He’s nothing but a shitstain
I don’t laugh at Obama jokes
If a guy hired someone to murder your neighbors and then he got in front of a bunch of people and told a few jokes, would you laugh?
Would there be people in the crowd saying “you may not agree with his actions, but he’s a cool guy?”
"Mr. President, am I going to be able to keep my health insurance?"
"Mr. President, when are you going to close Guantanamo Bay like you promised?"
"Mr. President, when are you going to remove Marijuana from Schedule I, as per powers granted to the Executive branch under the Controlled Substances Act?"
"Mr. President, will you stop killing civilians with drone strikes?"
Obama’s impressive list of accomplishments
First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
First President to violate the War Powers Act.
First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
First President to defy a Federal Judge’s court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.
First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
First President to spend a trillion dollars on ‘shovel-ready’ jobs when there was no such thing as ‘shovel-ready’ jobs.
First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the US, including former convicts.
First President to demand a company hand over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.
First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state they are allowed to locate a factory.
First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office, 90 to date.
First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.
First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize one month into his first term.
First President to go on multiple global ‘apology tours’.
First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends; paid for by us.
First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
So how is all this hope and change working out for ya?
Oh, how I adore the emperor!
First president to have his top adviser, Valerie Jarrett, make every decision for him because he’s too inexperienced, weak willed and indecisive to make them himself.
In other words…
"Let’s blame it on racism because it can’t possibly be anything else like the unconstitutional drone bombings of civilians. The assassination of US citizens without a trial, lying about the cause of terrorist attacks or the massive surveillance drag nets that collect massive amounts of civilian data. It isn’t 59 months over 7% unemployment. It’s the color of his skin."
That’s probably it.
The ones who made this defend Obama solely because he’s a black man, and they ignore every failed policy of his because of this.
They claim we are the racists, when they’re the ones who can’t see beyond his race.